"The greatest invention since the high five."
Thanks, Bro is a beer-and-beef-jerky delivery service: it just might be the best business plan we've ever heard. – NYLON Guys Magazine
Our Mission: To banish the oppressive stigma of bro-on-bro gifting.
Thanks, Bro is a nationwide gift delivery service that lets you say thanks without having to stoop to sending fruit, flowers or candy. By the power of Grayskull, we grant you the freedom to have beef jerky and beer show up at your bro or bro-ette's pad or workplace in a gift context – which means you can say thanks over long distances without having to endure the emasculation of saying thanks like a sissy.
You're welcome, bro.
A sample Thanks, Bro gift arrangement. Pictured are both sides of the obnoxious shipping envelope, two 2 oz. bags of mouth-watering SlantShack original flavor jerky, a Beer On the Wall gift certificate, an unopened wax pack of 1990 Topps football cards, a "Please Jerk Responsibly" wristband, and a sandpaper-stock thank you (or whatever the occasion may be) note.